cunt-age:

Yes

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

(via mxcleod)

rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

(via unsounded)

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(via breakinq)

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dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

image

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geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

(via encourage)

8 Life Hacks/Tips to Simplify Your Life

ultrafacts:

When studying a certain subject, pretending that you’ll have to teach the material you’re studying helps you pay more attention.

When your arm or leg falls asleep, it’s usually caused by blocked nerves in the neck. Stretch your neck to fix the problem.

When you sit down and you start shaking…

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

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